Woman arrested after boyfriend faints due to punani smell


A Soweto woman is facing a charge of attempted murder after her boyfriend passed out after she took off her pants during a love making. The odor from her cookie jar knocked the boyfriend out cold as soon as it hit his nostrils.
The girl, only identified as Lerato, was heard screaming for help when her boyfriend became unresponsive as they made out. Alert neighbors came to investigate and at first thought the man, Jabulani Sizwe, had died but the soon felt a faint pulse. An ambulance was summoned and paramedics managed to resuscitate Jabulani who spewed bile the moment he regained his senses and blamed Cynthia of trying to kill him with her punani smell
According to eyewitnesses, Jabu could not have none of it and told all those who had gathered that he had fainted because of Cynthia’s smell. “One minute we were making out nicely but when she removed her pan_ties, it felt like a skunk had done its business in the room. I felt like I was being choked and last thing I remember is heading for the door but I did not make it because the smell was too much”, he said.
According to her medical records Cynthia had a fungal infection on her punani. A shy Cynthia said she had ‘forgotten’ to have it treated for the past 3 weeks or so. “I’m under so much pressure at the moment, I have exam stress as well so I forget things sometimes”.
Jabulani went to the police to lay a charge of attempted murder against Cynthia and also broke things off with her. Apparently he believes that she was intentionally trying to give him an STD whereas it’s just an ordinary fungal infection.

Comments

  1. Unknown10 March 2019 at 18:46

    shes one stink fucker

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    1. Jennifer Elaine Dwyer15 March 2019 at 10:34

      Is this for real how can she be charged she has an infection this is bs

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    2. Gray-el16 March 2019 at 13:17

      Is her name lerato or Cynthia???

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  2. Unknown10 March 2019 at 21:34

    How you nuffi member you sick..you should be a shame

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  3. Kimberly Reese Products10 March 2019 at 21:37

    Damn

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  4. Unknown10 March 2019 at 23:27

    could not make this up any reason why she is sitting that way . Stupid woman

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  5. Unknown11 March 2019 at 00:14

    Wash that m8nkey

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  6. Unknown11 March 2019 at 04:59

    Darn he punani was roasted toasted and dose with halotosis eeeew

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  7. Unknown11 March 2019 at 10:35

    Fake news😂😂🍑

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  8. Unknown11 March 2019 at 13:16

    😑 this sound sad but how u forget u sick so u trying to say u forget u got health problems hmmm some ppl need to be careful but wait he say she want give u std that mean he

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  9. Unknown11 March 2019 at 14:46

    Wow.....washing everyday is very important...😰

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  10. Unknown11 March 2019 at 16:40

    Ooohhh lard well well wa can go so

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  11. Unknown12 March 2019 at 02:43

    This is very sad how can a woman forget to take care of her pumpum and she has to take a bath everyday she's just nasty omg what is this i wonder if it's for real because she need to see a doc 😷😷 i hope she learn to keep her legs close

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  12. Unknown12 March 2019 at 05:29

    Chey,, Vagina sent & all can kill!!

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  13. Unknown12 March 2019 at 05:40

    Patch yo snatch!

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  14. Heston Matthew12 March 2019 at 07:25

    Nonsense, this is disrespectful, mean and rude to the female gender...

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    1. Unknown13 March 2019 at 06:55

      How is it disrespectful?? If your pussy stink it stink! Clean your ass up stank ho damn common sense

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    2. Unknown27 March 2019 at 01:57

      No matter how hard you clean,the smell is gonna be there. . its a fungal infection, something beyond her control only medications can heal this odour!

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  15. Unknown12 March 2019 at 12:49

    Bleach that is

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  16. Queenideas12 March 2019 at 15:51

    Fake news

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  17. Unknown12 March 2019 at 17:32

    Maybe try not to laughed ☺☺ *baking soda, apple cider(vinegar) makes it together then use it for a good purpose used it every time you washed your pep after that no more bad odor(s)*

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  18. Unknown13 March 2019 at 09:58

    Thanks to God lm a woman itself not a men! That's like men troubles ..dirty ass

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  19. Unknown13 March 2019 at 19:09

    Eat more yogurt and douche 2 times a week. And drink a lot of water and no soda.

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    1. Unknown15 March 2019 at 11:24

      Douche twice a week? No! Douching can and will throw off your PH balance, she just needs to wash her vagina MORE with Soap, preferably DOVE bodywash or bar soap is good to wash/clean down there and she has to Soak/ Bathe More and shower everyday.

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    2. Unknown27 March 2019 at 02:04

      Anything with scent will make it worse! Douche works for some people, but rather not take the risk because it may imbalance your PH,no inserting garlic, avoid unprotected sex,avoid eating sweet things as it messes with your PH and eat more fenel &fenugreek seeds (helps to fight bacteria) and more plain yoghurt!

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  20. Unknown13 March 2019 at 21:53

    She can be in demand as a Bio-weapon. If mass infected, they can knock off a whole army.

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  21. Unknown14 March 2019 at 06:52

    THAT WAS A FISH MARKET MOVE

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  22. Unknown14 March 2019 at 14:28

    😭😭😭😭😭

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  23. Unknown14 March 2019 at 18:29

    😱😱😱

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  24. Nyanzi Live15 March 2019 at 03:23

    hhahahah sorry

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  25. Unknown15 March 2019 at 16:33

    Africans are beyond nasty.

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    1. Unknown15 March 2019 at 23:21

      Shut tf up what do uk abt Africans u hypocrite

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  26. Unknown16 March 2019 at 09:50

    Dah had tah be good stink!!! 😬😬😬🥴🥴🥴🤢🤢🤢😷😷😷 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  27. xXxXiPressESCnowXxXx16 March 2019 at 15:49

    Oh so let me get this straight, you were busy studying and you still wanted to f#@k this niggre? Takr that time to clean up instead... seriously...

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  28. Annie Braylock19 March 2019 at 07:28

    Wow I have smells some Africans and some do stink and some don't especially the men have smelled one woman but asked her why do she smell like she never knew a bathtub SMH she said she didn't believe in washing up everyday asked how can you not smell yourself I do and I know every woman on here have smelled themselves and did something about it wow that's just nasty and trifling

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  29. Unknown19 March 2019 at 18:52

    🤔🤢🤮🤫🤭💀☠🛀
    Such a shame . First of all you smell yourself before anyone else does. Smh.

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  30. sunmanpatu19 March 2019 at 19:11

    One word.

    Dettol.

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  31. Unknown20 March 2019 at 10:02

    he was about to eat it not fuck it

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  32. Unknown20 March 2019 at 15:47

    How the fuck can you forget that she had a fungus infection on the pussy please that stank bitch should have remembered about that. Shit if my vajayjay stink I have to go wash that shit everyday. That don't make sense at all.

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  33. Unknown26 March 2019 at 02:20

    Stinky fanny

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  34. Unknown26 March 2019 at 07:18

    How long did u hit that toasted stinky cake brother an now u acting like u don't know the shit stop fucking on hungry stomach

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    1. Unknown27 March 2019 at 02:06

      Lol,that's the only logic explanation! *hungry tummy*

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  35. Unknown29 May 2020 at 02:37

    Eishhh this is sad

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  36. Unknown7 February 2021 at 13:59

    This is so crazy yall females need to take care of yall vaginas can't be going around with your pussy smelling🤮🤧 like fish

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