Meet the woman who has South Africa’s sweetest punani

The winner of the contest to find the South Africa’s most beautiful punani has been announced!

She’s known as Nell, and her real name hasn’t been revealed. But we do know that she lives in Soweto.

“I still do not believe I have a special vag!na. I happen to have the best picture of my vag!na. That’s it. It’s nothing less, it’s nothing more,” the winner said.

The search for the most beautiful punani in the Mzansi: The vag!na Beauty Pageant was the brainchild of Brian Sloan, the inventor of the Autoblow2, an oral s.e.x simulator for men. Sloan launched the search for the world’s most aesthetically pleasing v.ulva as a way to find a model for a future iteration of the Autoblow 2, which would use a “vag!na sleeve” to stimulate the user’s pen!s rather than a rubber mouth.

“There are stock vag!nas available at factories, but I thought it would be nice to deduce what kind of vag!nal appearance my customers prefer and then design vag!na sleeves based on their feedback,” he told the Daily Beast. The winners would receive thousands of Rands and fly to Berlin to have their vag!nas 3D-scanned, so Sloan could use them as models for his s.e.x toys.

After the contest was announced, 182 women submitted photos of their vag!nas, which were ranked and voted on by 134,707 of the website’s 1.2 million unique visitors from. The data from the contest was also used as the basis for a study, which “investigates the diversity of v.ulvas and the public opinion about different v.ulval morphologies,” measuring according to such standards as “labi@ minora length, labi@ m@jora length, and cl!toral hood length.”

“[My boyfriend] has always told me, you have a cute, chubby vag!na,” Nell said. Indeed, if you look at the photo of her submission, it’s hard to disagree: Although her photo is less explicit than many of the other entries, her v.ulva is shaved and compact, resembling a smooth clamshell. In fact, it looks less like an actual v.ulva than a lot of the other v.ulvas in the contest.

That wasn’t an issue for the pageant’s voters, who gave Nell a rating of 7.7 out of 10, establishing her as the victor. But she attributes her victory not to the quality of her v.ulva, but to how her goods were packaged in the photo her boyfriend took, which depicts her v.ulva from behind.

“It’s like everything in life. It’s how you serve something. …It’s mostly about the position, the lighting, the photograph. It’s the wrapping rather than the gift.”